Ten Twisted Things About Me

As a reader of Twisted Chrysta, you might be asking yourself…who is this Chrysta chick? Well, I’m a lot of things, but here are ten random fun facts about me to get you started. Of course, you can really get to know who I am as a person and my twisted thoughts on life by reading my blog posts and following my social media pages, so keep coming back for more and let’s get to know each other!

Getting to Know Me, One Top Ten List at a Time

1. I’m an only child, but that doesn’t mean I’m spoiled (well, maybe a little).

Spoiled Brat

2. I’m six feet tall and tired of someone pointing it out to me every damn day of my life!

Captain Obvious
“Wow, you’re tall!” No shit Sherlock.

3. I’m terrified of heights (insert tall joke here).

scared of heights
Me every time I have to get on a glass elevator.

4. I used to hate the taste of coffee, but now I’m addicted to its sweet, sweet nectar.

coffee shakes
The shaking means it’s working!

5. I met my husband in Germany while waiting for a train to Paris (2 decades ago)!

bad pickup lines
Our eyes met (surrounded by train station bums) and we’ve been together ever since…so romantic!

6. My Celebrity Top 5: Jeff Goldblum, David Duchovny, Johnny Depp, Dave Gahan, and Justin Theroux.

Jeff Goldblum Sexy
My husband does not resemble any of these men, but I kept him anyway.

7. I also have an unnatural love for older bald men.

captain picard
Unfortunately, my husband also has the thickest, fullest head of hair that is not going anywhere soon.

8. I’m not afraid to admit that I love reality shows…especially Big Brother!

got a problem
And stupid shows about “housewives” too!

9. I have one tattoo of an alien head because…

tattoo cartoon

10. I don’t have any children…on purpose.

no kids for me

What are your twisted thoughts? Leave a comment and let’s chat about it.